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did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

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wwitchofthewilds

wwitchofthewilds:

PLEASE READ AND SIGNAL BOOST

My friend Jenny told me that she wants to run away from home, and after me trying to convince her that she shouldn’t, she’s claiming she’ll either attempt suicide TONIGHT or run away.

Jenny is a really, really importantfriend to me, and we agreed that if this gets 100,000 notes, she won’t attempt suicide or run away.

Please, please reblog. I don’t want to lose Jenny.